get these superwholocks off my lawn
so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
A Study in Pink / His Last Vow Parallels Masterpost
The opening nightmare (x)
Denying the drugs (x)
Anderson checking for the truth (x)
The Mind palace stairs (x)
The Mind palace hallway (x)
"You can Imagine the Christmas Dinners" (x)
"I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do Your research" (x)
What they are willing to do to save the other (x)
The first and final handshake (x)
I’ve been waiting for this
When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.
If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying
what do you mean tried
fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
"..Because a strong man who has known power all his life, may lose respect for that power, but a weak man knows the value of strength. and knows, compassion."
Happiness is the way | via Tumblr on We Heart It.
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
do you mean: my life for the past week
IT’S THAT DAMN WEEK AGAIN ALL ACROSS AMERICA
Extra bonus point: it’s 3 am and there’s screaming after the noise , you still cannot tell